WELCOME TO MY PANTS

19 | coleen catu | eat and sleep | ksb♡

#crazydoglady #supremelesbian #adventure #food #sex #yaaaaas

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sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water
Reblogged from jezmean, Posted by tastefullyoffensive.
tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

gotmeupallnighttho:

i would appreciate it if you would run your hands down my sides and up my shirt while you kiss me against a wall, and kiss and bite my neck while i pull you in closer kay thanks bye

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Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing

Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier

"The honeymoon phase never has to end."

Jimmy Fallon  (via teambrittana)

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theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

Reblogged from runfuckerrun, Posted by kristine-claire.
runfuckerrun:

vastlydifferentsizesofinfinity:

I thought I was gonna be mad but then no. So good. Yes. Please.


Ahh best shirt ever

runfuckerrun:

vastlydifferentsizesofinfinity:

I thought I was gonna be mad but then no. So good. Yes. Please.

Ahh best shirt ever

(Source: kristine-claire)

cosmo tip #457

expertcosmotips:

If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.

Reblogged from runfuckerrun, Posted by sensuouslydark.

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hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

"Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango."

(via naseuos)

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