• School: please get a full night of sleep
  • School: but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework
  • School: and study for tests
  • School: be a well rounded student by joining clubs
  • School: and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm
  • School: don't be late for school
  • School: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning
  • School: kids need a balanced diet
  • School: here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"
  • School: if you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it
  • School: but don't use the internet while doing homework
  • School: but hey we need to be more technology involved, let's put all of your assignments on the internet

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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yokhakidfiasco:

strawberyjam:

I would pay like 30 bucks for a longer version of this. I watch it ever day

same

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emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

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snapturbating:

what an idiot

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When you’re sad, you’re not sad. You are merely oblivious to the good things in your life. There is always a crack of light in the darkness. Find it.

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When you’re sad, you’re not sad. You are merely oblivious to the good things in your life. There is always a crack of light in the darkness. Find it.

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yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

  • I will stick my cold hands all over your body
  • I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
  • I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
  • nuzzling???
  • I will be smiling the whole time
  • you’re warm and I’m not
  • let me leech your heat
  • please

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bxllv:

if u dont like hickeys or ass grabbin we are a no

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hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

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